Now, Boston subways are looking up. Now, you can exit many train stations, and just walk out into the free air.

You used to have to walk out through that spinning cage door thing. With today's fashion for disgusting, sacrilegious, and violent pop music videos and performances, one wonders why they haven't thought to add one of those can't-move-back-just-forward spinning subway exit cage doors into the script, because they were obviously created to cause terror and suffering.

Tune in next time, when the nannerbeest destroys an elevator with its face.